There’s No Suits. There’s No Suits In Baseball!

For the uninitiated, we gals ask each other this question before just about any outing: What should I wear.

If you’ve overheard your girlfriend having this discussion, you’ve probably been confused. Who cares, right?

Wrong.

There’s nothing worse in a girl’s mind than showing up to an event where we are either severely over- or under-dressed than the rest of the crowd. No one wants to be “that girl/guy,” who sticks out like a sore thumb.

And we’re watching what you guys wear, too. Maybe not with the same sense of scrutiny as we examine ourselves and our peers, but we do notice. Wearing the right thing can get you the right kind of attention, and vice versa. One of my colleagues observed a man at a Phillies game in a suit a few weeks back, proving even some men out there are confused about what constitutes appropriate attire in some situations.

So, with that in mind, we’ll outline some do’s and don’ts when it comes to choosing the best outfit to cheer on your (or your man’s) favorite team at Citizens Bank Park. And, by favorite team, we mean the Phillies.

» DON’T wear what you wore to the office that day. Even if it’s a Business Person’s Special, you can take five minutes to change into something a little more casual. Silk ties have no place in a sports stadium.

» DO wear team colors. No need to go buy an expensive jersey if you’re not into it, but if you don’t have something red and/or white in your closet that you can throw on … well, that’s a whole other discussion.

» DON’T paint your face, guys …. At least, in the way we girls usually do. Trust me: The last thing you want is to be sitting in the stands while your makeup drips down your face. A good waterproof mascara, lip gloss and sunscreen/bug spray are all you need (ladies!). While we’re at it, take sequins and skirts off the list, too.

» DO wear comfortable shoes. Ladies, leave your five-inch heels at home. If not for the fact that you’ll look ridiculous, then for the trouble you’ll have climbing the stairs after a few beer-filled innings. A cute pair of wedges or flip flops will score you way more points with your guy friends in this scenario.

» DON’T dress like you’re going to the beach. Sure, it’s hot and sunny, and maybe you think it’s a good opportunity to boost your tan, but few of us can actually pull off a bathing suit at a baseball game as a good look. I guarantee you’ll regret it when you sit your booty on the sun-soaked stadium seats.

» DON’T wear a Mets hat — unless you like being pelted with insults and empty beer cans.

» DO have fun with it. Don’t get me wrong, I’d never advocate leaving the house looking less than your best. The key here is that you’re going to a game. Play with a colorful pair of shorts or some funky accessories if you’re feeling adventurous. Just keep it light and easy. Above all, don’t overdo it.